Showing posts tagged food

You Don’t Know The Power of the Dark Side

I knew it was wrong, but I felt it calling to me, begging me to do the wrong thing. Finally, I gave in, I ate the entire quart of mint chocolate chip ice cream and I felt good about it.

Cake for Breakfast

Trying to maintain my diet I searched through the kitchen for something nutritious to eat, thats when I saw chocolate cake. My brain mentally ran down the list of ingredients: carbs, sugar… EGGS, MILK; eggs and milk, thats nutritious! I greedily stuffed my face with my imagined nutritious meal; when I woke up in the hospital later they told me I had a heart attack at work.

Fried Chicken

They say its unhealthy, but I feel better, stronger even. Like I could take over the world, or is that what clogged arteries feel like?

The Bell Pepper Prophecy

“Last week the yellow and the orange bell peppers were the same price as the green ones! Do you have any idea how excited I was?!” Margot exclaimed to a half-listening coworker. It was at this exact moment she realized she would die alone.

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I Demand Satisfaction

“Ok, I have your medium rare, double cut steak which has a center heated to exactly 100 degrees, your 13 and 1/2 french friens, two biscuits, milkshake and Diet Coke.” The waitress read back to me the very precise order I’d made, this was her 3rd attempt to get everything right. Unfortunately, she forgot the cherry on top of my milkshake, so once again I overturned the table.


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