S Craig Dahl – all-around turd
I had that dream again last night, all alone in a blood-soaked room, that weird copper smell like the taste of an old man’s penny, only this time I wasn’t wearing any pants. Cortland says I need to shut up about it, but it has to mean something, maybe I ought to tell coach McGinnis about it, he seems like he might know… Oh shit, when did they snap the ball?
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